About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/BVm9kT9UVEONZtbq28YO5g     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • As I've previously stated, La Bamboche produces in my opinion the most delectable macarons that a Torontonian could ever desire to O.D. on, but did you know that La Bamboche is also a place that provides oral pleasure...let me explain! I work close by and when sugar withdrawal sets in and the thought of freebasing with a spoon and stray packets of Starbuck's saccharine seems a little too... ghetto, I make my way over to La Bamboche as they're my pusher of choice. The dealers, erm...servers are always pleasantly congenial (who wouldn't be surrounded by all this sweetness) and deal out macarons, madelines and petits gateaux of supreme quality. For this visit, want something a little more full bodied with a longer lasting buzz than the little flavour tokes that I usually get from the macarons so I order 3 petits gateax (go ahead, call me greedy) the Yuzu Sacha, the Kyoto and the Taste of Japon. The Yuzu Sacha and the Taste of Japon are respectively delicious, but the Kyoto is full body shudderingly good! I mean seriously if orgasms have a flavour than this is it!!! The multi-climax inducing Kyoto is pale caramel miso mousse domed with a jellied caramel shell and a scroll of white chocolate for garnish. I'm wishing this taste of heaven in my mouth would last forever. Only sex with David Beckham could be sweeter than this! So there it is La Bamboche, their divine gateaux/narcotics will cure your sweet tooth withdrawal, dessert depression and sexual dysfunction in one fell swoop!
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (126 GB total memory, 90 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2025 OpenLink Software