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  • DON'T GO TO THIS MIS-MANAGED WATER PARK...First, I should have senses this was going to be a bad deal when I pull up to park and they want to charge $8 bucks in a very rural area where land is plentiful. No one charges for parking where a place is in the middle of nowhere, you're not freaking Disneyland circa 1960! Next, the tickets were $40 each person and there is no reduced fee for children unless they are the size of those purple Umpalumpas in the Chocolate Factory movie, and even then they're probably too tall...Joke.... So it is 107 degrees outside, hot right. You'd think for a park that charge $40 per person they would be at least as good as SunSplash with water sprayed path. NOT! We walked to the food hut called Sharky's. What a joke. Some kid in there ignoring the customers and a kitchen that looked like something out of a horror movie after the body was dismantled...not quite, but you get the picture. We walked away. So then we look for a place to put our towels down and take off our shoes. We found one about 30 feet from the corner of something that looked like a pool, it think. We run across the very hot concrete - you know that stuff that SunSplash cools off for their customers - and our feet are burning - and still are. So instead of walking another 50 yards to the entrance and blister our feet, we jump over some rope that's three feet high. We start to wade in the pool and some life guard tells me I need to get out and walk to the entrance. Of course I look at her and tell her it isn't happening. She then says she's going to call security, which she does. I tell her don't bother, we're leaving this freaking park. So I walk to the customer service people - who were the only ones not rude in that park - and tell them what happened. They get the supervisor or AKA stupidvisor of the life guards because that's what this guy was - and he begins to tell me what the rules are and I tell him if he implemented those rules and my feet are blistered, then Wet N Wild would have a law suit as a result. He gets nasty with me and tells me those are the rules and if you don't like them you can leave the park. What a jerk! Fire the guy! Nevertheless, we got our refund and left the park. This whole experience was all within 10 minutes of entering this ridiculous park. WET n WILD, you're in freaking Arizona and you have a responsibility to make sure you provide a safe environment for those customers that over pay you for your services and you have failed to provide that. Look at SunSplash and the Wave. They have watered paths to their rides. And speaking of ride, several of your rides were closed, and you have the freaking nerve to charge full rate! NEVER GO TO THIS PARK UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO BE DISAPPOINTED.
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