Taco Hell. Cheap mass produced horse meat (allegedly), plastic yellow "cheese" in a high fructose corn shell, YUMMY.
No seriously, it IS yummy. I indulge in Taco Bell every now and then, when I'm not eating Chipotle - being all snobby and high-sadity (pretty sure "sadity" is not a real word but it stays).
Sometimes you get a pretty decent taco or a good cheesy gordita crunch.
Other times you get a broken shell with barely any mystery meat or the cheese on the cheesy gordita crunch is not even melted.
I will say the lettuce always seems fresh, hahaha.
If you've never ate Taco Bell before, don't.