Let me start off by saying that I have eaten jail food before, that being said it really speaks volumes when I say Hokaidoo was the worst food I have ever eaten!. All of the food lacked any kind of taste. Many of the dishes were extremely stale. I got jealous of a man who demanded a refund and left with his children. I would have done the same if my girlfriend wouldnt have disemboweled me and serve my entrails on the buffet next to the salted chicken feet. If you are thinking about eating here then consider that a cry for help and go talk to a professional. This place is a dump.