No they don't have a fancy wood burning oven shipped from Italy and hand assembled here.
There are no hipsters or cool kids like Libretto or Queen Margherita hanging out on a Friday night. There are no craft beers on tap. No menus and ingredients that change with the seasons. No fancy decor, nothing really.
You are however going to wonder why is a little place at the corner of College and Robert so busy? Why does the owner look so stressed out all the time? What do other people know that you don't?
Now if they only had something with anchovies....it'd be 5 stars.