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  • worst haircut ever Do you want to look like a primordial cosmic worm after your haircut? This is the place to go. Especially during their "haircut sale". I went today, and was a horrible experience. There was a huge line because of the "sale". So the lady who did my hair was clearly desperate. If you have like a owl timer , you can set it to 4 mins 23 seconds, and you will be definitely done. I showed her a pic of what I liked to have usually. She glimpsed at it as if "yeah, whatever you want, i am gonna give you what I think fits you". Most of the "looooonnng" time spent during haircut she tries to sell other products like shampoo and hair conditioners to you instead of focusing on the haircut. Do you have scissors/shears at home? Look at it before you go to this store. That will be the last time you will ever see a pair of shears. Here you are like those kids in Pink Floyd's Brick in The wall video. It doesn't matter if you are a guy or a girl or a kid or an adult, all of you get the same haircut. 6 on top, 1 on bottom, and fades in between. She ran through my hair like she was mowing a lawn. "Chug chug chug chug...oh, i need to change the song, chug chug chug chug...oh, what did you say you wanted, chug chug chug chug...sorry, am done. I'll note what you wanted so that we can do it next time when we actually have time. Out you go so that we can get done with the 20 million people waiting after you due to the sale." Oh, then what is special/extra here? Ofcourse, price is special..you pay thrice the money and 1/3rd the quality of other places.. Her name was angela something if that helps you avoiding her. I mean, I believe in evolution. Like humans came from monkeys/apes and stuff. But I never thought I will be reminded of that due to a haircut. Girls around me looked like they were getting a good cut when they walked out. But guys, one after the other, were walking out looking down.With that dismal shock in their faces, which said: OMFG, what the F did I walk into...Or on their phone updating their pic on instagram with hashtag smh. Bottom line: if you have clippers at home, try it. You probably might do a better job than paying double ass price for a half ass haircut.
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