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dateCreated	2015-05-27 00:00:00 (xsd:dateTime)
itemReviewed	Desert Botanical Garden
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rev:rating	4 (xsd:int)
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rev:text	Fellow males of the human race, take it from me: Have you had a 5 star first date recently? Are you on one right now? You are? I am talking about one that is going insanely well in every way, AND the girl across from you is drop dead gorgeous? You know..the date where its totally time to head out, you both have overstayed your welcome at the bar you are at, but its so not time for you to two to part just yet? Wait...really? Awesome, HIGH FIVE! But wait.... what if the date is drumrolls DURING THE DAY!? Yes, that's right, a day date! Where do you two go on a crisp Spring day?! THINK QUICK! Good ol' Jefe had this occur recently. My pretty little sidekick wanted to continue our date, and in a spur of the moment, I chose Desert Botanical Garden. Why? Its pretty....about as pretty as her. Right? Right? RIGHT?! So you go here and can quickly find out if she is a keeper! Easy: if she whines about being among the wilderness, there's your sign fellas. Ditch her and go frolic and try to catch butterflies....I'll allow it! Thankfully she was a keeper and we continued on. The weather was gorgeous and so were the views. Walking among the endless flowers and cacti, you can clearly see all of the amazing fauna Arizona not only supports indigenously, but can support from other locations. Broken into numerous sections, from the Native American Era Southwest to a "Butterfly Garden", this entire location is bound to please anyone. The views are beautiful, and so are the fun evens they put on all the time at night and throughout the year. It truly is an educational experience, and one I have enjoyed since I was a wee little Jefe in Elementary school field trips. Now as a man, I can enjoy it....in other ways. It loses a star however for prices. $22? Seriously? I was not going to be a cheap ass and get my student ID discount on a first date, but c'mon man? 22 bucks? The zoo might be worth that....but flowers? Ahhhh! Also, they have a gorgeous selection of eucalyptus and other huge trees fenced in just beyond our reach....WHY can't I stand near the trees and enjoy their epic smell? Why...sweet Botanical Gods?! WHYY?! 4 stars it is. A good random date spot for you dudes who are smart, like me. Trust me, I have a beard.
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rev:reviewer	Jeff

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