It's hard to write coherently when the memory of this place keeps urging me to just shout "AWESOME!" "MORE!" and "WAFFLES!" But I'll give it a shot. Waffallonia produces, by a wide margin, the best waffle I've ever had in Pittsburgh and one of the top 5 waffles I've had in my entire life.
I'd eat these waffles for breakfast. I'd eat them for lunch. I'd eat them for dessert. I'd eat them for a snack. I'd eat them out of boredom (my doctor says I shouldn't do that, but then again, she's never had these waffles). I'd eat them in the rain. I'd eat them on a train. I'd eat them on boats and with goats and in boxes with foxes. Look, you get the idea. They're delicious.
(The menu is limited and seating is all but nonexistent, but neither is likely to significantly affect my future patronage of this fine establishment.)