(stumbling onto the stage and grabbing the mic)
Hello party people. The reviews for this typical hotel/resort bar are a bit harsh.
This is a lounge...you know? The place where you go to watch the clustermess that is Las Vegas.
You've been out at Tao across the street, but now you are stumbling into the casino at the T.I. You want one more drink...or maybe three before you call it a night. This is your spot.
It's not the best bar in the world. You can pick up some sort of fruity cocktail for your lady, and maybe an ice cold miller lite for yourself. It's a 24 hour bar...you sure as hell don't have one of these in Iowa, Utah or even New York City. It's Vegas. Appreciate this bar for what it is.
The seating is comfortable, and the decor is actually quite stimulating, particularly if you've had one or 15 cocktails.
Enjoy it for what it is. A bar that NEVER closes...and its comfortable. It's for you.
(getting yanked off stage and hands mic to next patron)