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  • I went there for breakfast and despite sitting on a park bench 100 feet away waiting for my friends I couldn't find the damn place. My fault, not the establishment's. I was greeted by someone at the door who immediately made the accusation, "Can I HELP you?" So I walked out and waited for my friends outside. The air conditioning wasn't working inside so it was a wash. They arrived and we were immediately seated. I was told to order the coffee soda, which I obeyed due to my brilliance. Brilliance because that shit is gooooooood. I didn't like it as much when I put the cream in it though. I appreciated that the server admitted to being hung over immediately upon her first visit to our table sort of warning us not to expect too much but she ended up being fine. But the same guy that accused me of needing help when I walked in also asked for our drink order in a very accusatory style. Something like you'd get at Fate. After I had been eyeing it, my veteran Orange Table companion recommended I try the jalapeno pecan pancakes and I cemented my status as the world's premier recommendation-taker because after eating about half the plate and being too full to finish, I thought about that strange, beautiful combination of flavors the rest of the day. It's a little spicy so if you hate spice don't order it. Otherwise, it's fantastic. My friend told me not to yelp this place after only one visit. She said it's such a cornucopia of experiences that this place bound to serve up in the future that I should yelp on the average rather than this one experience. But it was a good one, and I'll be back. Having owned an unsuccessful small business and having a roommate who owns a medium sized business, I can appreciate everything that it takes to make something work. Normally I'd complain about the air not working or the fucking weird dude working there who speaks in accusations but I could tell in the taste of food that this is someone's baby, which needs to be nurtured by the community and not nitpicked.
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