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| - I'm pretty sure with my visit to this Bonefish that I'm over my obsession. Thanks a lot.
Went in and was seated in a booth that I requested and sat down. Service was very quick and the waitress was super knowledgeable and very friendly. That part was excellent. It was the food. WTH?
Started off with the bang bang shrimp because, duh, delicious. Delivered awesomely fast, but as I started to eat it I thought that it tasted super bland. I thought it must have been an off day here. No. A waiter comes over and asks if I knew that it was chicken instead of shrimp. I told him I thought it tasted weird, but I was tired from working all day and navigating the crazy snow (man, snow is hard) after the blizzard that swept through. I was so hungry from not eating all day that I just wanted food. So, they bring me what I actually ordered, shrimp. They didn't even ask if I wanted it, if I wanted to just take it off my check. Nope, just plopped it down. I didn't eat all the chicken, but I really wanted the shrimp so I ate enough that I was sort of put off my meal by then.
Anyway, I ordered off the specials menu because I saw asparagus and feta and it was a white fish (haddock) and it just sounded so good. It came out looking like a train wreck on top of mashed potatoes (which almost killed me with the salt content alone). It was covered in some crazy, fattening sauce that tasted like pure junk. Ugh. How artery clogging can you get? The asparagus was limp and ugly. Hated that. The fish was flaking, I THINK, but I can't confirm that because it was covered in heart attack. That had to be the worst thing I've ever eaten at a Bonefish. No, wait, almost anywhere. And, I had the glorious privilege of paying $20 for it. You'd have to give me $40 to get even anywhere near me accepting an apology for this disaster. (to their credit they did include a chickpea side dish that was really good)
So, I'm over Bonefish. I can make my own dishes that won't gag me. Done.
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