This place is so hilariously bad it's almost good.
Not that good though. If it was one of those dollar theaters, maybe. Remember the episodes of MASH when they would watch a movie in a tent? Yeah, that would be better.
I paid $5 for a matinee, and it seemed like too much. The seats are split down the middle, so you never get the middle area. The seats are metal with some padding on them. Mostly metal though.
The screen sits very deep in the theater, so you have to sit in the third row in order to seem like you're not watching it from across the street. The sound is also pretty terrible. I'm sure in 1983 this theater was decent, but by todays standards, this is worse than an in-flight movie.
They do have Time Crisis 2 in the lobby though. That almost earns them another star.