About: http://data.yelp.com/Review/id/AkMuQ859QHaC79zKFOCXWw     Goto   Sponge   NotDistinct   Permalink

An Entity of Type : rev:Review, within Data Space : foodie-cloud.org, foodie-cloud.org associated with source document(s)

AttributesValues
type
dateCreated
itemReviewed
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#funnyReviews
rev:rating
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#usefulReviews
rev:text
  • Worst $20 ever. They charged me $20 even though they're only supposed to charge $15 for women. The ad claims this is a Parisian club with beds and ottomans. LIES! ALL LIES!!!!! We waited in line for 20 minutes to find not only were there no beds or ottomans in any non-VIP area, but the music was freakin' TEJANO! WTF?! The other room had some hip hop variant but it all sucked. The drinks were crappy and the bar tenders would not tend to my boyfriend and I even though we were ahead of everyone else in line. Apparently there is a "Single Skanks First" rule when serving anyone (unfortunately it's like this in most of the clubs). Sorry if my tits aren't falling out of my top and my skirt isn't so short you can tell if I wax or not, but I believe in an apparently rare thing called "class". So, if you're a skanky drunk floozy that likes Tejano, this is the place for you. Otherwise, RUN.
http://www.openvoc.eu/poi#coolReviews
rev:reviewer
Faceted Search & Find service v1.16.115 as of Sep 26 2023


Alternative Linked Data Documents: ODE     Content Formats:   [cxml] [csv]     RDF   [text] [turtle] [ld+json] [rdf+json] [rdf+xml]     ODATA   [atom+xml] [odata+json]     Microdata   [microdata+json] [html]    About   
This material is Open Knowledge   W3C Semantic Web Technology [RDF Data] Valid XHTML + RDFa
OpenLink Virtuoso version 07.20.3238 as of Sep 26 2023, on Linux (x86_64-generic_glibc25-linux-gnu), Single-Server Edition (126 GB total memory, 94 GB memory in use)
Data on this page belongs to its respective rights holders.
Virtuoso Faceted Browser Copyright © 2009-2025 OpenLink Software