I am not a nightclub person, but somehow I ended up at this outrageously expensive stink hole.
I could and will never, ever justify paying this much to stand around and sip cocktails with a bunch of well-off snoots. Buy stocks, help the homeless, go back to school, whatever... just do something other than waste your paycheck at this trendy club.
The only redeeming quality is the outdoor space, which is set up quite nicely. There's a pool in the middle and I was really hoping that some smug butthole would get pushed into it. Alas, he or she did not, therefore keeping this review at one star.
Who wants to spend thousands of dollars on a "cabana" when I can have the same private experience in my parent's basement? Invite some friends over and blast some techno... done. At least I wouldn't have money hungry hoes preying on my overpriced bottles of mediocre liquor.
Avoid da club and go to the Pinball Hall of Fame instead. It's open late too.