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I went here because I had a coupon for pizza (they confusingly operate a pizza joint that is really the same place but for some reason they call it Snaggle's Pizza and pretend it's different but they don't but they do but - hell, don't ask), and I was anything but impressed.
I showed up right at the time they promised my pizza and ended up sitting around for over twenty minutes. Because I had prepaid (it was on Groupon), I figured I'd better wait around to get what I paid for. While sitting there I was treated to a pretty mundane bar experience with little in the way of atmosphere, though plenty in the way of grungy.
Anyway, this review is about the separate but not really separate but separate but, well, never mind that. This is about their pizza. The pizza finally came after twenty minutes of waiting passed their promised time, and when I got it, it was probably the worst pizza I've ever had: including frozen pizza. The crust was super thin, which isn't bad on its own, but it also had zero flavor (it tasted frozen and waterlogged) and was either overcooked in some areas or soggy in others. There was virtually no sauce on the pizza, which made choking down the crust especially difficult. As far as the toppings go, they tasted stale and previously frozen right out of the box, which would have been a bigger deal had there actually been detectable quantities of toppings on the slices. Seriously, I could make out maybe one or two pieces of topping per slice on an extra large pizza. Pathetic.
I don't feel particularly ripped off because I got this on a $1 lunch Groupon deal, but if I had the opportunity in the future, I wouldn't even drop 100 pennies on this pizza. When you consider their regular prices (WHICH ARE FREAKING OUTRAGEOUS), this place is a complete bust.
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