"In the villa of Ormen, in the villa of Ormen
"Stands a solitary candle, ah-ah, ah-ah
"In the centre of it all, in the centre of it all
"Your eyes"
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In A Sentence
Claire Sinclair and a live band rocks your socks off.
Quick Review
+ Miss Sinclair. Instruments being played. Miss Sinclair.
+/- Retrieve tickets upstairs or downstairs? Changes all the time. I think I have done all three (once was told upstairs, then upstairs told me downstairs; so I count that as a third possibility: down, up, down [left right left right]).
- Could drag on if one is tired. (Slap yourself awake.)
KEY:
+ Positive observation
+/- Neutral note
- Negative observation
Employee of Excellence
Easy: Claire Sinclaire. Are you fucking kidding? Get the fuck outta here!
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How sexy is Claire Sinclair?
I will tell you how sexy: very fucking sexy.
Sexy enough to turn Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) straight! Sexy enough to make Michele Bachmann's husband desire women again. How sexy is Claire Sinclair? Go yourself and find out.
They play real instruments that notes emit from. It's extremely loud: wear hearing protection.
Pro Tip: No pictures, jerkface! Use your brain to record memories like they had to a millennium ago. Lazy bum.
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I've been to this show. Claire Sinclair is a sight to see. In the centre of it all: her eyes.
She must field a marriage proposal per day average. 1.000 MPPDA.
Your eyes.
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Rating: Four-stars, "Yay! I'm a fan."