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  • The rating is mainly for the menu. But before I get on that, the drinks are really good! I will be coming back for the drinks! So I saw that they had Nachos when I checked them out online and I was super excited. So imagine my disappointment when the waiter gives me this rinky dink piece of paper that's half the size of a normal size of white paper, talking about this is a "new" menu! Are you serious? I could't get pass the "choose your balls" part on the menu to actually tell you what was on the menu. Basically meatballs (hints the balls) and spaghetti or something. First of all... I have no energy to really go in on them like I usually do but come on... meatballs? I did end up getting a hot pocket, oops I'm sorry $5 Pizza bread. Which was gross and doughy. I mean talk about disappointed in the menu is not the word, I was just down right disgusted and so was everyone else at our table. You serve something like that and you're proud? It's a Tiki Bar... If you're going to serve meatballs add some kind of tropical sauce and pineapples or something? Where's the pork sliders? Or the can of Spam if you want to serve shit like what I ate. Really? I would have been more happier with a Spam burger then that dead ass pepperoni hot pocket. Where's Chef Ramsey? Fucking ridiculous! On the other hand like I said, the drinks where good. I got a Mai Tai, and that was good. The Caribbean Queen wasn't that great as far as taste, but the person that had it liked it. All in all, a good place to have drinks at the end of your night. But this place needs to seriously replace whoever suggested that bullshit to be a part of a Tiki Bar menu. Shame! Such a good place for drinks. Had this place had a better menu, I would have gotten my $35 dollar drink like I wanted. But some people can't drink with out food. Good food. Let me suggest a menu: Bar Food Coconut Roasted Cashews Coconut Lime shrimp w/ a splash of rum Habanero Honey Shrimp Plantains and sauce Pork Sliders Spam Sliders with grilled pineapple and fresh jalapeños Pineapple and mango pizza w/ Feta Cheese and pickled red onions w/ or w/o chicken Chicken Avocado Rolls w/ a spicy white cream sauce with a hint of sweetness At least choose a couple things off the menus, do worry the advice is free, I'm doing us all a favor.
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