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  • This tiny restaurant has the misfortune of being situated in a strip mall that has a DES satellite office, a Circle K in the front, a barber shop, Physical therapist, Marcel's bar, and not much else. Signage is bad. There are little signs one would miss that advertise their 2 slices of pizza and a drink for $4.99 but as to where in the strip mall they are, one can not see it without a huge neon blinking sign. I think their business is dumb luck or patrons of the strip mall tenants which is a shame! I visited this place today about 11:45am. As I pulled up, the cashier was standing right outside the doorway, smoking. Not cool. (I didn' appreciate butt-breath as he was taking my order). I was the only one in the restaurant. The decor is modern and it is clean, bright, and simple. There is a basic, behind-the-counter bar, with a few stools set up. There are about eight four-time tables. I asked for the advertised special. I wanted a slice of pepperoni and a slice of cheese, along with a diet Pepsi.YEAH for that - no none seems to carry Pepsi products in this town! I only waited about 5-7 minutes and got my box. I did not open to check it because how hard is it to mess up the order - I'm the only one there. I thought the box wasn't too terribly hot. I drove the two miles to my home, threw my keys on the table, washed up for lunch, sat down and WOA! You have got to be freaking kidding me? Two pieces of pepperoni. And, it was lukewarm (mind you, we all know how a pizza comes to us with melty cheese in a cardboard box and ten minutes later it is still hot magma? My trip took me less than that! ) I proceeded to at least try the first piece unreheated. The crust was thin and crisp, and the sauce was a tad heavy but had just the right amount of basil and garlic. The pepperoni was, however, a greasy, undercooked mess. I have never seen so much grease leech through a cardboard box. The entire top of the pizza was undercooked, but the bottom and outer crust were perfection. Had they married the two, this lunch would have been a "wowza". Reheating the second piece only made the pizza worthy of the trash can. Note to self-government this place another try, but order the pasta next, hold the smoke! I hope this locale does well for such a weird location. I'm going to give them another shot.
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