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  • This review is for the deli. We went in Saturday, August 11th to grab some sandwiches for lunch. And I am really, really wishing that we hadn't done that. I've been sick as a dog for almost 72 hours now. I am not sure what it was in the sandwich, if it was bad mayo, or rotten roast beef, or if the overdose of oil on the sandwich (when we put "light oil" on the order ticket) did it to me, but I have been playing "Speed Racer" bolted to my toilet for some time now. The other reason I am giving Sprouts 1 star (which would be zero stars if Yelp would let me do so) was the amount of time it took us to get out of there. For the sake of Little Baby Jeebus on Fire, please hire more checkers. And inform the ones you have working there that while some might enjoy the lengthy chats they are fond of having with the check out staff, there are still people waiting behind them. In this case we're waiting to purchase their sandwich that will land them riding the porcelain donkey like it was Seabiscut in the Kentucky Derby of intestinal distress. Sprouts is a good market, but I really do suggest you avoid the deli sandwiches until they figure out what it is that made my girlfriend and I ill. This shit, some pun intended, is getting old.
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