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Me: *boarding* Um, no... but as a matter of fact I would love to.
When I was boarding, the VA employee was thinking that I had worked there.
My lover calls it Badlands Air (after the SF club) because the plane is uber-homosexual. It's like stepping into a gay man's house. Purple mood lighting, sleek electronics and smooth plexi-glass features. The attendants were all black because it's usually slimming and adds to the modernness of the whole experience. If they had condoms in the bathroom, I might start giggling. And of all the times I've flown, there is usually more male attendants then female. You see my point.
Staff is usually friendly, although the floor staff was a bit rude in light of their hideous delay. I even paid to be confirmed standby on an earlier flight and that was annoying. I'll give you a pass for that one.
Unlike, Jane V., however, I hope they do not expand. Can you really see a plane like this trying to fly somewhere like Boise, Idaho? I don't know about that one. But it is a very major metropolitan airline, so be sure that it will go to some other major cities...
AND IF SOMEONE FROM VIRGIN IS READING THIS WITH HIRING CAPACITY, I AM YOUR NEWEST FLIGHT ATTENDANT... YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY THE WORDS... LOL.
Come show your love for Virgin, it will be the start of one of your greatest love affairs...
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