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  • A group of five of us stayed at the Rock this past weekend only to barely make it to Rehab after downing 3 bottles of Kettle One at Tryst the night before, totally worth the $1500 by the way. As they say, you got to do Vegas right, go big or go home! When it comes to Rehab, it's all about the preparation. Don't go without the prep work. You won't regret it. Two months of two-a-days in the gym, two weeks of level five platinum sessions at Darque Tan, two jugs of No-Explode, one $30 Ed Hardy shirt from TJ Maxx, and I was most ready for this highly sought after event. The $100 price tag was a bit steep for the five of us, but divide that by five, with the two complimentary passes from the Rock, and it drops to $68 bucks per person. Needless to say, it was well worth the price of admission after watching my friend coerce the security guard into letting him on the stage to party with Lil John. He even made out with a chick later that afternoon in the pool, or should I say young lady to be politically correct, but this event was far from politically correct. Not going to mention whether she was a 3 or 10, but hey, it was an impressive feat that can mostly likely be attributed to his five-minutes of fame on stage with LJ. Overall, the drinks were a bit steep ($25 for a jug of Vodka) , but they were stiff, maybe 4-5 shots, which can do quite a bit of damage if you partied hard the night before. After three of these, I was in pretty good shape. I even forgot to apply sunscreen, but luckily the sessions at Darque tan prevented me from getting a regrettable sunburn for the flight home on Monday. What can I say? Who doesn't like beautiful women, meat heads, obnoxious drunk people, a pool full-of-urine, and cast members from the Jersey Shore? There's plenty of social commentary to go around for the day and as long as you keep an open-mind, surround yourself with good company, meet as many people as you can, and take some classic photos of your buddies, you will have a great time. Embrace the moment; you don't experience many hedonistic days like this during your lifetime. Have to give this event 4 stars, but only because the prices for drinks and admission were a bit steep. Be sure to check out Rehab on a Sunday; guarantee it will be a legendary day to share with your college-aged children someday.
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