I needed to get from O'Hare in Chicago to Madison and I didn't really feel like renting a car, or driving, or getting fined $30 for accidentally missing one of those dumb 50 cent tollbooths that are spaced out about every 20 miles (like I did the last time I drove from Chicago to Madison).
So I took the bus. I'm a little old for the bus but it was cheap, fast (3 hours) and clean. I sort of needed to pee at about the 2:30 point but I held it. Sparking clean or not, I'm WAY too old to pee on a bus.
I'm taking the same bus back to Chicago in a few days. And I will pee before I get on.