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  • *military discount* Short version: Overhyped, espensive, not worth it. Long version: Went on Sunday 10-11-15 around 12:30 PM. No line at all so we ordered right away at the counter. $26.84 got me a regular size Mr. Green juice, a "Sweet Cheese Us" sandwich, and the "Brussel Crowe". No high chair was offered for my kiddo so I held him in my lap. Not sure if they have them or not. After trying one of their yummy juices at the last yelp event I figured they were all that tasty so I ordered up a "Mr. Green" which is comprised of spinach, parsley, kale, romaine, celery, cucumber & apple. At $9 it is definitely the most expensive non-alcoholic liquid I've ever had in my mouth. One sip had me re-thinking my decision and contemplating taking it back. It was watery and terrible. I decided it was probably just my personal tastes and dumped my expensive-ass juice down the drain and refilled it with some Boylan ginger ale. What a waste. The "Sweet Cheese Us" was listed on the menu as shaved NY Strip, cherry/banana peppers, caramelized onions, portobello, pepper jack & cheddar sauce on a hoagie w/side. I chose sweet potato fries as my side. If this sandwich was on the healthy side I would have been impressed. It was too big and sloppy to fit in my mouth so I ended up eating it with a fork. Bland strips of steak and portobello topped with the most bizarre cheese sauce I've ever seen. Somehow it managed to be grainy and runny at the same time. While I appreciate the effort to be more natural than the neon yellow stuff from a can, I would definitely pass on this one next time. Sweet potato fries were really good, though, and that jalapeno ketchup is nothing short of genius. The "Brussel Crowe" was my most anticipated dish of the day. I love brussel sprouts!! The menu described it as brussel sprouts w/marinara, basil, provolone & pepperoni. Like brussel pizza! It would have been awesome if the sprouts weren't completely raw. Trying to masticate them bad boys was tiring. I don't know if that's how they're supposed to be or not but I definitely wouldn't order this again. If I ever go back I'll definitely get breakfast. From reading the other reviews they seem to be the tastier items.
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