Wait, is this a joke? I feel like I'm five years old again with my menu on the placemat. How come I don't get the free box of crayons?
Wait, there are only like three things to choose from? Pizza, Calzone, Salad. Seriously?
Wait, how come there's no sauce on my pizza and the crust is so thin there are holes in it? Why does the chicken taste like rubber?
Went here on new years eve and the atmosphere was like a freakin' funeral home. Lots of stuck up scottsdale people drinking Robert Mondavi wine and acting very proper.
Next time I want pizza I'll be at Domino's.