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| - "If you are drunk.... as in silly drunk, loud drunk, agitated drunk, confused drunk, mellow drunk, giggly drunk, lost drunk, or still-have-$5-in-your-pocket drunk... this is where you want to eat."
-Lilly R.
I did arrive here drunk.
As I pulled the onions off of my pizza and put them on my friend's plate I had the following conversation which I will never forget because it was videotaped and now saved on my and all my friends' computers. It will end up on YouTube shortly.
Toni (the friend) tried to pick up the onions and put them back on my plate.
I said "I don't eat onions" and put them back on her plate.
She said "you eat an awesome blossom!!" and gave them back to me.
If you Pittsburghians don't know what an awesome blossom is, it's an appetizer at Chili's consisting of one giant deep fried onion. You cannot get more onion than an onion.
I also burned my mouth on the hot pizza but didn't realize it because I, well, was intoxicated. It didn't help that my friends kept bringing me shots of Absolut which I said I didn't drink but then drank anyways.
Sobering up I realized that I really liked what I was eating, hence the 4 stars.
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