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| - This place is always packed with people. And almost all of them will be dead by the time I finish writing this. This place is about as good for your health as a Cambodian prison. But what it lacks in keeping your heart functioning properly, it makes up for in raw, animal deliciousness.
By the time you're done eating, you will be covered in so much red, dripping effluence, that you will look like a zombie from 28 Days Later. It's a damn viking feast every time we're in there.
The food is sloppy, but good, and if you've committed to coming here, I would avoid the salads. That's like going to hell to get a tan. This place is famous for it's unbelievably large burgers and sandwiches. They are in no way haute cuisine, but instead rely on the basest of delicious ingredients to make them stand out. The amount of sodium you ingest is around the salt level of one of the smaller oceans, and that's just for the wings.
They have their own beer, and an impressive beer list on top of that. You will leave here feeling like that guy from the Monty Python sketch, so don't accept any mints, because you will fucking explode.
Waitstaff has always been very efficient considering the amount of people in the place.
Even though this place could very well be responsible for 30% of the heart attacks in Pittsburgh, it's a great place to take new to town peeps, and people that you want to die.
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