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  • You're trying to watch your eating habits. The doctor told you to avoid ice cream and packaged cookies. Your belly is on the verge of taking a stage dive over your belt buckle. You contemplate all these things as you stand outside the window of Le Blueboy, with all its 50s decor and bright lights, coaxing you to come inside. "Come on, it's frozen yogurt, it won't hurt you" a little voice says. You know that's a lie, but you walk in anyways, because you are weak and craving for sweets. You face their soft serve yogurt machines with your empty bowl and assess the choices. Guava cheesecake? Coconut Taro? Salted Caramel? For a slight second you judge yourself, then decide on all three. Sigh. You turn and walk towards the cashier. Toppings? There's toppings? You start with fresh strawberries. Hey, that's healthy right? Almonds! Healthy too! Uh oh, what's that? Chocolate praline syrup? Cookie crumbles? Don't do it, don't do it... ahhhh okay why not. You bring your bowl of sweet despair to the cashier, who looks at you with kindness. They've seen this all before. "That will be ten dollars, sir." Guilt isn't cheap. You sit down at one of their cute tables and indulge. Was it worth it? Yes.
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