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| - Two words for you people.. GO KARTS. Ok, maybe that is one? Hyphenated? Anywho, those are the words you need to remember. That is what makes this place worth coming to (in my not so humble opinion of course!)
This joint has been around since I was a teen.....and lemme tell ya, that was a while ago. But, I digress.....not a whole bunch has changed since the days of yore. Sure, they have added a few things here and there, but nothing has really been remodeled. Outdated, falling apart and portions of the park non functional. Here, I will detail it out for ya yo!
1) Batting cages: Same old batting cages doing the same old thing. A ball flies at your head and you aim and swing. Not been updated, but still functional.
2) Bumper boats: They may have painted the things....but this attraction is exactly the same. Often times the boats malfunction, so that is no fun.
3) Paintball zone: This is something new they added and I do not paintball. It looks kinda shoddy from afar though. I do not know what paintball arenas SHOULD look like....but it looks like an art project a dad would do for his kids. Maybe I am wrong?
4) Putt putt: Ok....this was by far the most disappointing of the group. This has not changed AT ALL since I was a teen. It is really worn down and just looks bad. Almost no shade at all....so be prepared to roast like a chicken on the spit. Water is icky around the holes and it is just plain depressing.
5) Rookie track go karts: This is intended for the little tikes.....a TINY oval and the karts....well, let me just say I can walk beside these things. I am not looking for the indy 500, but if you are gonna make it so any human under 52 inches tall cannot ride the adult karts alone, you need to make it better. My 9 year old is just a tiny human....but she still wants to ride karts alone. The only way she can do that is with this track.
6) Adult go karts: They have updated the go karts in recent years and they are fun! Now, I still say they need to make all the karts go equal speed. It is NOT fair how some cars barely move and others literally zoom past you. Also, if your little human doesn't want to ride the rookie karts, you are stuck on a double kart. THEY ARE ALL SLOW. You cannot be competitive nor really go fast. It loses the excitement for the adult who wants to enjoy the speed....especially if you have no one to sit out with the kiddo while you are a "big kid" on your own.
7) Game room: Three words people.... WHAT A RIPOFF! A snowball has a better chance in hell than they do getting me to use my money here. Dave and Busters is a better deal....and that is saying something!
8) Ice cream and eating: This is just MEH....nothing special and very overpriced. We brought food and kept it in a cooler in the car. Yes please.
BATHROOMS: The bathrooms at this place are absolutely....positively.....completely.... DISGUSTING! EWWWWWWW
Customer service: The kids they have working here are wound tighter than the girdle of a Baptist preachers wife at an all you can eat pancake breakfast fundraiser. Smiles anyone? NOPE. They lost their puppies on the way to work.
We continue to tolerate all the icky parts of this place because we can get an unlimited pass to ride the go karts. Plain. Simple. Easy. If the karts ever start going downhill....we will call it quits.
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