Daughter is going to visit the grandparents and looks like a drowned rat she needs a haircut so bad - 2 days until she goes... Coupon for $6.99 comes in the mail and I dart down to the closest Great Clips for a trim. Problem solved.
They got her in within 5 minutes of showing up, cleaned her up and fixed all the awkward length on her bangs from where I've been cutting them for the last few months. 15 minutes later I walk out with a clean looking kid and a lolly pop. Crisis averted.