Smoke alarm constantly beeped. TV remote dead. Shower head sprayed more out the top than the actual nozzle, and was thus completely unusable.
My boss booked this room for me, but was planning to pay for it later. I put my card down, and he came back to pay for it. At 1:30am, my boss finished breaking down and came by the lobby to pay. They called me and said I had to come to the front desk to let him pay. I couldn't even authorize over the phone because they needed my ID for someone else to pay for my room.
It was an annoying night, but not the worst. I'll probably not stay here again if I can help it.