TIPS for dog-owner noobs :
1. don't bring your dog here and get upset because they get dirty.
2. don't being your 2-3 year old kids here and ignore them, or let them stand in the middle of the field only to be knocked over by a dog.
3. don't bring your kid here and freak out when any dog approaches it.
4. don't bring your kid here and get upset because 5 million dogs hover around it when it has food.
5. don't bring your kid here....you know, just don't bring your kid here.
6. don't be an utter douche and smoke cigarettes here and leave your butts on the ground. dogs will eat these and get sick, you tools.
7. PICK UP YOUR DOG'S CRAP!
8. dogs like to play rough. if you have a problem with it, go home and teach it to play cards or something.
9. don't bring your crappy little chihuahua in the large/active dog area and then act surprised when it gets trampled/chased/scared.
10. if your dog is aggressive or scared shitless, work on them before taking them here
11. don't bring a dog's personal toy here.. or treats...i have seen too many dog fights start this way.