How to lose $1000...
Me: boys, what do you want on your pizza?
Boys: we want black olives on our pizza.
Poor employee at register: we don't have black olives, we only have Clamato olives.
Me: I'm sorry will have to go somewhere else that has black olives like every other pizza restaurant on the planet.
Solution: go buy some flipping black olives and put them on your menu like every other pizza restaurant on the planet.
Hopefully the owner or the management reads this review and figures out the solution to the problem so all of your patrons that really like a extremely common topping can dine at your establishment. Until then I will take my money elsewhere even though I live right around the corner.