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| - Cabela's store defies any category. If you're at all familiar with the name, you have probably seen a catalog of theirs lying around somewhere on your grandfather's end table. Even if you aren't a fan of the outdoors, you're bound to find something of interest (or disinterest) here at Cabela's.
Inside this massive building you will find anything and everything you need for the outdoors or for the outdoors enthusiast on your shopping list. Entire sections are devoted to guns, fishing, archery, camping and more. Cabela's is the only store I've been in that has an aquarium full of fish you'd likely encounter in your outdoors excursions. Feats of taxidermy are on display. Deer, elk, badgers, bobcats, squirrels, animatronic hunters and more. Today, I can say I've seen a stuffed and mounted elephant. There is an entire section dedicated to camouflage. I had trouble finding it at first though.
The second floor has household items for your cabin or vacation home, a candy shop and a cafeteria boasting some items you're not likely to find on a typical menu. You can dine on boar, ostrich, and venison or, if you'd rather have a good old hamburger, that's also an option. My friend that I went with opted for the venison bratwurst.
Thousands of items from video games to antique guns in the Gun Library can be purchased. Unfortunately, the one item I kept encountering in repeated locations was the official Larry the Cable Guy ball cap with his despicable catch-phrase emblazoned upon it. I am not going to quote it here for fear of being beaten silly if I am ever spotted out in the real world. Seriously. I hate that guy.
Want to teach your loved ones to use weapons? An indoor shooting range is just the answer you've been looking for. You can also purchase live bait or book one of the conference rooms for your next important meeting. If a boat is on your shopping list, you can easily find one here.
So pack up the family, grab your favorite rifle and fill up the cooler with Schlitz so you can head down to Cabela's. It's like Disneyland for Montana Freemen.
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