As much flavor and life as a frozen PF Chang meal. Might as well just get one of those and save your money. At least then you know the level of mediocre you're getting and spend proportionally.
The Shio Ramen has the blandest broth I've ever had accompanying ramen. A mildly fishy water with noodles, some mediocre pork belly and an egg. No body, no depth.
The KBC might as well be called KFC with rice and ketchup. Oh and bland kimchi too.
The Dan Dan is basically spaghetti with generic "Asian" spices. Ragu with chili and sesame oil anyone?
The BBQ Pan Fry Noodle might have been worth it if half the meat hadn't been grisly and inedible.
Sujeo is a step up if your baseline is Americanized stripmall Chinese. Otherwise it's basic and boring and tries so hard to be as flavorlessly Asian as possible so as not to offend anyone's tastebuds that it's actively infuriating.