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| - I walked into Duckworths feeling alone and broken, a shell of a man. As I walked on, I headed straight to the bar, past the hostess who I would eventually know as Jensen. I sit down at the bar, with a feeling of want in my life. I look up and there he is. His lustrous beard reminded me of my fathers, although things were not always pleasant at home. He welcomes me gently and in a soothing strong voice telling me his name is Andy. He asks if I would like anything to drink. I'm thirsty. Parched. I ask for his recommendation and he suggests a love ninja. The way he described it gave me goosebumps. He asks for my I.D. which is so flattering to someone of my age. He asks about a beer club, I decide to join after finding out that he's is also a member. I put my mouth to the glass, Andy watching all the while, and I taste heaven in my mouth. It's so creamy and delicious, very easy to swallow. Andy comes up and asks me if I'd like an appetizer, but I don't, I'm too eager to get to the main course. I ask if there was anything he suggests and he tells me of a Big Bad Burger. The sound of it scares my nubile innocent mind, it seems so intense but also enticing. I tell Andy I'm scared, but he gently touches my hand and tells me that once I put it in my mouth, all my worries will wash away. I wait patiently as the ominous burger is prepared in the back. When it comes out, Andy lays it in front of me with his burly arms. He has the physique of a lumberjack. I stare at all the meat in front of me and wonder if my supple body can handle such a burger. I open my mouth wide and take a large bite. I start choking a little bit and my eyes water. It's so spicy and sweet at the same time, such a seductive sandwich. I feel a hand pat me on the back to stop my choking. I look into his sultry eyes which resemble an abyss that I just want to dive into, and say thank you. He grins and told me it's okay, not everyone can handle so much meat. I start to feel better about it. His soothing words made me realize that it was okay. I kept working at the burger, trying not to choke again but so eager to get the whole burger inside of me. Eventually I did, I licked the delicious glaze off my fingers and was fully satisfied for the first time in years. Andy asks if I'd like desert, but I'm filled with too much meat to handle any more. I thank him dearly and give him the best tip he's ever had. I will definitely come again...
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