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| - +1 star because this is where I go to get my bloody hands on Walking Dead stuff! It's super close to my work. I just can't give it much more than that because this Toys R Us is in the middle of what can be a rough neighborhood. In the words of South Park's Eric Cartman, it's "In the Ghetto...In the Ghetttttooooo....."
I mean, this Toys R Us has probably seen much better days. The outside looks so run down and 'vintage', it's so ready for a paint job. All you can see are those little spikes on each letter of the sign, the spikes that keep the pigeons at bay. But be careful! There is pigeon poop galore along the front walls of the store. Ick.
Go inside, and it's just as worn out. The floors are dirty, the shelves look sickly, and often times the toy pegs are bare! It's just in sad, sad shape for the most part. This Toys R Us needs a new interior designer, and quickly! Someone bring in that guy from that show on that network. Yeah, that guy. Or just bring in Candice Olson or Genevieve Gorder from HGTV or Tanya Memme from A&E to spruce up the place. What?? Damn straight I know only the hottie female interior designers!
Interior aside, the most important thing is that Toys R Us carries TOYS. Lots and lots of toys. For little kids, sure there is everything they could want usually in stock - Power Wheels, kiddie pools, slides, bicycles, Lego, Skylanders, Barbie, Hello Kitty, Justin Bieber posters, just about anything. But for us big kids? It's so hard to find those toys! Especially those collector edition or 'Only at Toys R Us' big boy toys! I can't tell you how many times I went over there on the first day a new limited edition Walking Dead toy...ahem, 'Action Figure'...should be out in stores and in stock, only to find it hasn't arrived yet! Or it came, and some Butthead (or Beavis) hoarded the entire case! You friggin' Ebay resellers you, tick off us actual collectors. Leave some for me..err..us!
Service is often an issue at this Toys R Us as well. Sometimes this place can be barren of workers in red shirts! You literally have to walk to the customer service stand to get a hold of an employee for help. And on a day where there's restocking going on? Good luck getting one of the old folks to leave their post of unboxing toys. It can get quite irritating, especially when you're looking for someting in particular, like the new series of Walking Dead figures. Show me the zombie!
I'll keep coming here after work as long as they keep stocking the action figures that I really want. Otherwise, I usually just shop at a few toy places online that cater to the big boys like me! Toys R Us please get your act together and tidy up your store. Oh, and stock more Walking Dead please!
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