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  • Dear Ikea, If you are missing one of your showrooms, I think I might have found it. They tried their darnedest to hide it behind an espresso machine, but you can't fool an old cat like me. Hows the ambiance, atmosphere, and feel you say? I put more creativity into my oatmeal this morning. It may be last night's poetry reading talking, but come on... I paid a lot of money to go to business school, and if I knew it was as easy as going to ikea, copying your neighbors menu, spelling the name "coffee, and open" correctly, I would have burnt my textbooks and mailed my finals in from a beach somewhere. This place needs to start being honest with itself. The only reason this place hasn't turned into a kebab shop yet is because, caffeine-addicted creatives can't push past the line at Manic for a place to rest their sand-blasted boat shoes. Sincerely yours,
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