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  • I pass this place everyday on my way home from work and finally decided to stop and try it out. I walked in and stood at the counter for about 5 minutes before anyone even talked to me. A lady kept coming in and out of the kitchen but never even looked at me. The place was basically empty, only 2 tables had people sitting. Finally she asked if I needed something. Sure, I would like 2 slices with sausage to go please. She said she would have to check if they had any and walked into the back. I was confused because they didn't close for another 4 hours. You're a pizza place, how could you be out of pizza? She came back and said I was lucky, they had 2 slices left and would have them ready in about 5 minutes. Ok, I paid and took a seat. The table next to me just had a pizza brought out and it got me excited!! It looked GREAT!! It looked so good, I was debating eating the pizza there instead of waiting till I got a mile down the street to my house. While sitting there waiting I started to look around at the place and couldn't help but notice how old and dirty the place looked. This place looks like it hasn't had a coat of paint in over 20 years!! The amount of cluster behind the counter and dirt stained counter got me wondering. If the front of the restaurant, what customers can see, looks like this how bad is the back of the restaurant where we can't see?? After about 10 minutes I was wondering if my pizza was ever going to be ready. I asked the lady and she went to check. Came back out and said a few more minutes. Did I get lucky and they made a fresh pizza? Is that why 5 minutes turned into close to 15 minutes before my slices came out? NOPE!!! I got home and quickly opened my box to find 2 burnt slices of what looked like 2 day old pizza. The crust was completely burned to the point that when I tried to bend the crust it crumbled. The sausage was just placed on top of the pizza and was cold? The pizza was hot/burned but the sausage was cold. I pulled the sausage off and took a bite and was quickly disappointed :( It tasted just like it looked. Old burnt pizza. How did my slices look like this but the table next to me while I was waiting had me salivating at the mouth with how good the pizza looked? Why would they even package this for a customer? I ended up throwing the pizza in the trash and made a sandwich. I should have walked out as soon as she said she had to see if they had any slices left. I still can't understand how they could look at those burned slices and still put them into a box for a customer. Never again. The only reason I'm giving them 2 stars instead of 1 is because the other pizza I saw while waiting for mine to be ready looked so good. If they don't care about serving me a decent slice then I won't waste my time or money on them. Sucks because I live right up the street.
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