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  • PREAMBLE: The Eaton Centre is a good, standard mall - airy, spacious, with your usual mall shops. The food courts are very average. However, I've taken many clients shopping here. The biggest blemish on an otherwise good mall is the Ladies bathroom just inside the Queen Street entrance, behind Bebe. BATHROOM RANT: THIS BATHROOM IS A FREAKING NIGHTMARE, PISS ME OFF! Scuze the pun. This bathroom has the WORST FENG SHUI OF ANY BATHROOM IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE. Why, oh WHY, when architects design women's washrooms, do they NOT CONSULT WOMEN??? Because it's obvious they don't. When you approach, there is ALWAYS a line-up out the door. Why don't they double the stalls in women's washrooms? When you are waiting, you have to lean on the heavy door to prop it open. While you wait, your eardrums are blown out because they installed these handryers that will seriously knock you to the back wall if you don't take a strong stance. Gotta love the no-paper-towels-let's-save-the-environment thang, but do I have to lose my hearing in my left ear? The stalls may be average size, but there's one thing the moronic bathroom designers neglected to consider: WE ARE SHOPPING. WE HAVE BAGS OF STUFF. So of course, you have to wedge yourself in and you must suck in to shut the friggin' door. Typically, there is nowhere to hang up your stuff. Sigh. On your way out, you MUST bump into people. There is no other way. My favourite part is washing your hands. THERE IS NO COUNTER SPACE TO PUT YOUR PURSE AND BAGS. Sigh. So you have to dump your bags on the floor, awkwardly wedge your purse between your legs, and awkwardly wash your hands. It's starting to look like a Mr. Bean skit, people. Then you have to turn on those god-awful hand dryers which will blow you to the back wall (you will have the wind-tunnel face lift after) whilst taking out the left ear drum of a person in line. Then you have to bump into people on your way out. What should take a few minutes becomes an epic tale of Tolstoy proportions. WHY didn't the bathroom designer think of airport bathrooms?? They have wide open spaces, no door, and they're roomy for passengers schlepping luggage. And to think, this bathroom was renovated - !!!! AAArrgh. Whoever designed this bathroom should be shot. Thank you; I feel sooOOoo much better. (Liz exhales)
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