You're on Yelp, right? So I assume you're actually reading these reviews. In which case you have no excuse for thinking this place is going to give you anything more than what it does -- warm meat and melty cheese with a handful of fries and another handful of vinegary cole slaw between two slices of soft fresh Italian bread. (Sit at the counter and you'll see that I'm not kidding about the handfuls.)
So if that's what you're in the mood for, this is your place. It's a Pittsburgh institution, and it's pretty yummy. Although the fries could use some salt.