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  • Treasure Island Pirate Show? It should be called "Scantily Clad Women Pretending to Be Sirens While Muscular Men Pretending To Be Pirates Chase After Them Show" There is nothing appealing about this show. Lets see where do I begin. The show is something about pirates chasing around chicks called sirens or is it the other way around? The action or lack there of consisted of fighting which looked more like bumping and grinding like you would see at a club. Definitely not a show for kids which was sad because when I looked around, more than half the crowd were parents with kids. Speaking of which, a lot of them could barely see any action which was probably a good thing. The area in front of the ship is not that big and its standing room only. So if you are a short kid, all you can see are the backs of tall peoples heads and maybe the top half of the pirate ship. Once it was over, I didn't know whether to be happy that it was over or be mad that I just wasted 15 minutes of my life that I will never get back. In this case, it was both. Now getting around afterwards was a total nightmare because every single person was wanting to go different directions. I would say it took about 10 minutes just for us to get to the next casino over which was The Mirage. Overall, I would not recommend you wasting 15 minutes of your life just standing here trying to figure out what the plot is of this show. Sure, a couple times they had some fireworks go off behind the ship but you're looking at about 4 seconds total. Move on to the Volcano Show next door at The Mirage. That one does not have any sexual themes to it. Just your good old fashioned sound, water, light, and fire effects. Definitely way more entertaining and no explanation needed.
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