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  • Oh, XS?? That old place? Yah, it's nice... y'know.. if you like that kind of thing... SIKE!!! XS is ridiculously glamorous. I could wax all kinds of poetic about how insane this club is but... It's easier to make lists. Pros: 1. It's a gorgeous club. Extra large, sparkling gold rotating chandelier in the center of the dance floor that'll hypnotize you, blackjack tables in the middle of the pool, AND stripper poles! (...) 2. All the dancers are pretty little young things, in a non-ho kind of way. 3. It's HUGE but if you're in one area you don't feel completely segregated from another and there's still space to breath! 4. Friendly staff. 5. $20 cover got our group of girls to the front of the line. Cons: 1. The DJ played boring music. 20 minutes of house, 20 minutes of pop, and 20 minutes of hip hop. I'm not running the treadmill at the gym, you know! 2. It's wayyy too bright in here. I think of myself as a full on Monet - from far away I'm okay, but up close I'm a big ole mess.. especially when there are drinks involved, so dim those lights please. 3. $20 cover. Tidbits of our night out: 1. I chatted with some girl dancing on the pole and she knew how to WORK. I asked her if she was a stripper (girls can get away with asking such blunt questions) and she said no. Her day job was being a police officer. It makes me hate cops less. 2. I was walking across the dance floor and a guy pulls me aside by my arm and then belches in my ear. Wow. I was too confused to be like WTF. 3. I asked one of the guys serving our table if he wanted a drink and he declined, explaining the employees get breathalized after every shift (unlike at other clubs where table attendants can drink with partiers). 4. There were a ton of SLOPPY girls trying to get on the pole. Now, I'm not a hater and I'm definitely jealous of the go-go dancers. But there's a line between being hot and just a hot mess. These girls were boosting each other up on to the pole, and one of them even fell off... flat out fell 3 feet because she was too drunk to hold on. Hooooo, you've been flagged! Other than that it was a damn good night for our group!!! The rest of the stories are all mine. I'll never teeeeeell.
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