Loitering and thumbing through porn and graphic novels at Waldenbooks, ooing and ahhing over Forever 21 plaid bras, inhaling deeply the cinnabons and giant cookie pizzas that say I HEART U, and singing along to Hole in Hot Topic...is this 1993 in Freehold, NJ?
No.
It is the Fiesta Mall TODAY!
Much like the old fuckers in Cocoon, I see to have captured youth again! It may not be at a swimming pool with Guttenberg and Ally Sheedy, but that old lady out front with the giant eye patch scratching lottery tickets will suffice!
I walked around this tiny little mall, or "Stay Gold Pony Boy" mall, as I prefer, marveling at the easy to findness of everything! There is an even a macys for when I want to steal make up by trying on all the Chanel lipstick or put on fur for kicks-perfect for 12 year old angst or 28 year old boredom!
Two thumbs up-and leave me alone, I am trying on ginger lotion at Body Shop cause Sassy magazine says its cool!