Came here for a company-sponsored "family night." Those are always fun because you get to find out unfortunate things like whose current spouse/significant other can actually crack mirrors or turn one to stone with their gaze. Maybe I just had too many drink tickets cashed in. Or maybe I just had to have all those drinks to try and erase my memory so I could actually sleep at night. Played a few arcade games and then tried some of what was supposed to pass for food. I've had better pizza at Chuck E. Cheese's. And no, that was not a compliment to YOU, Chuck - you rat bastard! To think I drove out to BFE for this. Basically a Dave & Busters with more bowling. And laser tag. Probably a lot more fun if I had ankle biters in tow. Or if I was one. I was trying to become just like one again but couldn't drink fast enough. Maybe next time.