I know this is yelp sacrilege, but, I should confess: I actually almost like Wal-Mart. What can I say? It's got everything you could ever possibly need....and it's so cheap. I mean, sure, it's actually anti-capitalist in the way it discourages competition, but where else can I get my Clearasil, a bar stool, and a bicycle tire, all under one roof?
Downside: Since it's Wal-Mart, you never feel obliged to even try to look remotely attractive. Unfortunately, you always see someone you know when you go... especially a guy you had a crush on in high school... while you're wearing glasses instead of contacts... and you may have forgotten to brush your teeth before leaving the house.
Sigh.