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| - the boyfriend and i were so excited to go to vegas for valentines day weekend. i booked the hotel and he confirmed that he made reservations for dinner on opentable at ... cici's pizza.
ha yeah right! nonetheless we still really wanted to try it out after seeing all the commercials. we rushed inside, got in line, and found that there were no salad plates. he went all the way to the back and got us plates, and i thought i could reclaim my rightful place in line. apparently not so much, because this little girl kept shoving her tray in my face and her father told her "honey watch out, this lady has no concept of what a LINE is" ...ugh!
i skulked to the back of the line seething, and finally got some facetime with the goods. we were behind another little kid who kept touching everything, taking only the food that was left pristine on the spatula. talk about a health hazard.
the pizza is like what you'd get at any other buffet, the only real standout was that mac & cheese pizza (whoever thought of that is a genius!!). everything else did not live up to the hype. you know it's bad when even the pepperoni pizza isn't good!! their cinnamon rolls and brownies were ok, but i could make way better ones at home.
as we sat down to our dismal meals, the crowd around us really nailed the coffin shut. there was a pair of big guys a few tables down who literally took the rest of the mac & cheese pizza we took our slices from, folded it up and inhaled it down. talk about no shame....we couldn't stop making fun of his plumber's crack, completely on display for all the little kids to see.
i would have been generous and given 2 stars, but the atmosphere really killed it. i love cheap eats all the way, but this was just low class. plus it made my boyfriend sick for the rest of the evening. wouldn't even bother trying it again.
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