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  • Dude. Bought the basic car wash package for $12.99 + tipped a buck - $13.99 out the door yo. Imma-gunna play devil's advocate: I'm dirty; I have a new puppy, I'm a car-eater (and occasional in-seat car dancer, oontz, oontz, oontz). I usually won't consider washing my green little booger unless it's been at least 6 months. But my ride was extra dis-gusting this fine day. Exhibit A: - Dog-nose snot trails on the windows - Dog hair everywhere - Various pastry crumbs in all seat cracks / crevices. - Used tissues on the floor in the back (dang brah!) - Bird poops all over the outside of the car So while I didn't spring for the premium-handy of a car wash, I figured the $12.99 deal would handle the bird-shi-at, major chunkage in the carpet n' cracks and get the dog shnoz off my windows. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn. Nope. Car was mostly poop-less (mostly), and while the dog shnoz had been removed, the vacuuming left something to be desired. Like for someone to vacuum my car. Caveat emptor bitches.
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