Have you spent the better of the past 20-something years looking for the kingdom of douchebags? Look no further my friends, you have hit pay dirt.
Rehab was cool about 7 years ago when it opened. Now it's amateur hour.
Looking to spend hours in line and pay ridiculous covers (guys, I'm talking to you - they pull all of the girls out of line and shuffle them to the door in groups)?
Anxious to see what the latest trend from Jersey is?
Maybe you're just looking to get discovered, and you know that the Rehab reality show is your ticket to Hollywood --
If any of the above sound like you, then by all means, check it out and enjoy all the fist pumping that your little heart can handle.
I will say that Rehab is probably more like a 1.5* just based on the people watching and the new pool that opened this season. With so many great pool parties in Vegas, it's amazing that people still love this place so much.