Have you ever licked the inside of a dumpster? Well if you have, that would taste better than the garbage I ate from here. Let me start off by saying I'd feel bad buying this food for a homeless person...oh wait, I had to because they allowed this man to pester me for "food" for an astonishing 12 minutes. If I was stranded on a desert island and only had Checker's to eat, I would start gnawing on my knee caps before even considering the meal from checker's. Notice how I didn't capitalize the "c" in checker's the last time because I couldn't bare to stand the thought of me using their name grammatically correct.