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  • You WILL get laid! You WILL have an awesome meal! You WILL be comatose. It WILL NOT be cheap :) I have not had a meal where EVERY SINGLE DISH was AWESOME!!! My buddy and I visited Las Vegas recently and had a craving for steaks after golfing. He is from NYC, so when I pulled up the Yelp reviews, he immediately chose Craftsteak. I honestly did not know too much about the place except that it was expensive and got a number of great reviews. I quickly called to make a reservation and that was easy-breezy. The staff there was good looking. Hot asian hostess sat us down and our waitress was a MILF (All names have been erased for confidentiality) The meal was superb. We chose the $155 per person domestic wagu beef. The meal was so filling, YOU DO NOT NEED TO ORDER ADDITIONAL SIDES. Here is my summary of each dish: 1. The salted bread. So super soft, buttery and salty. Melted in my mouth... I had three of these babies. 2. The romaine salad. Crisp and the croutons were the best I had. simple but delicious 3. Beef tartare. Delicious, but we did not finish. the crostini were perfect. Just crispy enough. 4. Mushrooms. Delicious. Finished that. 5. Brussel Sprouts. Good. Not the best I have ever had, but damn delicious 6. Potato puree. Very good. did not finish 7. Filet Mignon. This was my favorite. Yum-yum. 8. Skirt Steak. Also delicious, but I liked the Filet mignon better 9. Buffalo mozzerella. Also good. The mozzerella was super soft. I presume it is cause it was made there. 10. Lobster Bisque. This was gone in 60 seconds. I am an average eater. I could barely eat the dessert. We ordered the Yamazaki 12 $15 per glass and the Midleton Very Rare $30 per glass. Total tab with a $65 tip was a tad over $500. It was for one of my good buddies that I went to highschool and college with. This is definitely a place to bring somebody special to you or a hot date. I wish I could have said that I won at the casino and that it was, 'Compliments of the MGM' But maybe next time. Oh, do not worry too much about dress code. I was wearing my golf attire and my Steelers hat. As long as you can foot the bill, I think they do not care :)
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